The story of a merchant gets lost ducking out early from a funeral and who ends up sleeping in a graveyard…and that’s somehow the least scary thing that happens to him that year.

The creature is the Sirin, and they’ll only sing for you if you’re super happy and harmonious. So, kind of never.

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"Uncertain Ground" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Champman" by Blue Dot Sessions

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Disclaimer

Two enslaved eunuchs tell the stories of their castration. There's nothing graphic at all, but they do mention they were castrated.

One woman wants a man to kiss her, but she can't know that it happened, so she starts guzzling wine with the plan to pass out so he can kiss her. He refuses because he thinks that's gross and weird, and they talk about why she feels that way.